Marketing

Is Not

Selling

And other business myths de-bunked

We are rebels. We stand out against the status quo. Our mission: to make a serious difference in the world of business, especially for small business owners around the world.

Choose Your Path

Business is multi-faceted. So are our skills.

Click the area in which we can help you.

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Accounting

Your business MUST make a profit or you'll go out of business. We guide small business owners in the world of accounting and finance. We'll teach you how to love your business and all the numbers that go with it, even if you hate numbers. Give us 3 months - you'll love looking at your numbers!

Coaching

Not your standard boring and feel-good coaching service. Fully customized and geared for success in YOUR business. No templates or bullshitting here. And with Accountability built in, you will succeed because you DO have someone who understands and supports you.

Marketing

Not bullshit plans cobbled together from the darkest corners of the internet. Comprehensive plans and strategies that actually work, combined with our other skills means that you and your customers are going to fall in love together.

Everything Else

Other information that I find relevant or humorous that I like to share. Or for those that want to see what our entire site has to offer.

Generating New Ideas. Solving Big Problems

No two businesses are alike, so stop comparing yourself to others.

You are different. In every way. 

How can we help you realize your dreams?

Projects

Industries

Cups Of Coffee

Client Sales

Why we are different

Our no-bullshit attitude combined with a serious German-efficient work ethic means that you're going to get the service you deserve. Hands-down. We treat each and every single client's project as if it were for us, so that means it's going to be done right. By people who actually care about your success. Our projects are completed by professionals - not an intern that just wants their Pilates as an employee perk.

We will also have you laughing alongside us as we inject some very corny humor into everything we do. Because you gotta have some fun!  🙂

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